The first bromance I knew of
Had my first archery lesson today.
Didn’t get any injuriessss.. Well, a couple blisters, but that’s all. I did pretty good too (:
I want a girl who will fight for me
farawaymylover: Someone who isn’t afraid of sending another text if I don’t respond, calling me if she thinks something’s wrong, or telling me straight up how she really feels even when she’s unsure if it’s mutual. I want someone to genuinely give a shit about me and show me what it’s like to be treated right, for once. I guess that’s too much to ask for. Hmm.
me: please be gay.
carimehometonight: Your tongue, the palms of your hands, your heels. See also, things that are very hard to itch. The roof of your mouth, the inside of your ear, your fingertips.
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
So I just had a total breakdown,
all because my car won’t start… At least I got home before it decided to fuck up.. but still.. I can’t afford to fix this right now.. College in the fall is taking every bit of money my family has, I have to have a car to get there.. but I can’t afford a new one… ):
So at work tonight, I find out that the most...
20 minutes later, a girl (who I’d seen before and thought it was her sister because of the resemblence) asks to see “K”. So I go get her and she smiles soooo friggin big. She walks to the front behind me and almost jumps on this girl. Not a family hug, not a friend hug, a waist grabbing, squeezing, 20 second hug at least… The girl gets “K’s” keys and...
I will throw a bitch fit until someone sends me a...
1. Story of your last kiss.
2. Where is your favourite place to shop for underwear?
3. What do you get complimented on the most?
4. What does your favourite sweater look like?
5. How many saved messages do you have on your phone?
6. When was the last time someone told you that they liked you?
7. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
8. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
9. Describe your best friend in one sentence.
10. What is your favourite drink from Starbucks?
11. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
12. Describe the last 5 people you have kissed in one word each.
13. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
14. Why did you initially make a Tumblr?
15. Describe the last formal event you went to.
16. How many times have you been in love?
17. What were your top 3 moments of 2011?
18. List all the social networking sites you are on.
19. If you could get a plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?
20. What sports did you play as a child?
21. What would your perfect boy/girl be like?
22. What is your favourite food at Thanksgiving dinner?
23. What is your highest mark in school right now?
24. Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
TMI Tuesday is over, but oh well.
I just masturbated for the first time in about a week.. Refraining took much more discipline than it should have… But damn I feel better now.